Two people you say? Yes, this woman had heavy duty sex last night with one partner and then a whole 'nother round of heavy duty sex this morning with me. And it appears to be that now she has finally filled up her cup.
As a prolific sex-haver, sex is a lot of work most of the time. Like my body wants two-full-dinners-type-of-work. So the idea that I get to share the workload with a friend is a god send! It's as though my work week just got cut in half and I have all of this free time to do all kinds of shit. It's great!
So our initial equation is
One women + two partners = everybody has a satisfying 20 hour work week.
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And our conclusion is that women can have a delicious capacity for sex.
For men, there is a craving for novelty. Men enjoy new experiences and getting all of your new experiences from one partner can prove exhausting for said partner. Cue second partner. Holy shit! Built in novelty. Yay! Partners can now relax and not have to take on the burden of an excited and overly horny male.
Second equation is
One man + two partners = a delightful bouquet of novelty leaving everyone with job satisfaction.
Conclusion is that men are enlivened by variety and different partners is an easy way to ensure variety.
And did I just conclude that sex with multiple partners is basically the same as job happiness and satisfaction?
Yes I did.
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:
I am making generalizations in regards to men and women and I have not addressed persons that do not conform to either gender and also don't believe in a gender binary. And as the record shows, all three partners in last night's/this morning's foray included people who don't conform to a particular gender full time, myself definitely amongst them. Like these wonderful animals! (:
*Yes, this picture is so large it goes outside the boundaries. Yes, I'm keeping it that way. These animals are gorgeous.
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